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Mangubat strengthens MVP bid as JRU dumps Mapua

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·4 Nov, 07:45 am
Mangubat strengthens MVP bid as JRU dumps Mapua — Philippines
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Mangubat strengthens MVP bid as JRU dumps Mapua

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"Mangubat strengthens MVP bid as JRU dumps Mapua" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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"Mangubat strengthens MVP bid as JRU dumps Mapua" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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