The Straight Version
NBI charges 13 people over alleged P13B smuggled cigarettes.
The UNHINGED Take
NBI pulls 13 scallywags and a port operator for P13B cigarette smuggling, while Matibag sighs 'unusual'—as if the smoke were actually coming from a fairytale.
The Bottom Line
LEGENDARY DELUSION / 10
NBI pulls 13 scallywags and a port operator for P13B cigarette smuggling, while Matibag sighs 'unusual'—as if the smoke were actually coming from a fairytale.
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NBI pulls 13 scallywags and a port operator for P13B cigarette smuggling, while Matibag sighs 'unusual'—as if the smoke were actually coming from a fairytale. LEGENDARY DELUSION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/nbi-13-face-raps-over-alleged-p13-b #NZElection2026 #Unhin
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