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NCAA: Allen Liwag focuses on fitting in as he returns to Benilde

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·6 Nov, 03:13 pm
NCAA: Allen Liwag focuses on fitting in as he returns to Benilde — Philippines
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MANILA, Philippines—After a lengthy absence, reigning NCAA MVP Allen Liwag finally returned to action for College of St. Benilde on Friday at San Juan Arena. Despite his comeback, though, the Blazers faltered to Jose Rizal University, 85-79, in Group A of the Season 102 men’s basketball tournament. Rather than dwell on his return or his back-to-back MVP honors, Liwag focused on finding his place in a Benilde team that had performed well in his absence. “My mentality is, I’m the one who should gel with the team. I’ve been gone for a while and they’ve done great,” he said. “I’m the […]... Keep on reading: NCAA: Allen Liwag focuses on fitting in as he returns to Benilde

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"NCAA: Allen Liwag focuses on fitting in as he returns to Benilde" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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FAILED / 10

"NCAA: Allen Liwag focuses on fitting in as he returns to Benilde" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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