The Straight Version
Nvidia's board confirms CEO Jensen Huang targeted by Chinese intelligence over alleged affair with intel operative.
The UNHINGED Take
Munted Chinese muppets shagging their own assets? Luxon would’ve faked it—this Beehive clown shagged his own spy, cooked. Absolute egg.
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The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Munted Chinese muppets shagging their own assets?
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