The Straight Version
Mayon Volcano erupted, spewing ash plumes 3,000 metres into the air above the Philippines.
The UNHINGED Take
Mayon is just tired of the bullshit and decided to vent its rage on our miserable geography. Nothing says peak Philippines like a mountain literally exploding while we wonder if we should go to work anyway.
The Bottom Line
GEOLOGICALLY AGGRESSIVE / 10
Mayon is just tired of the bullshit and decided to vent its rage on our miserable geography.
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Mayon is just tired of the bullshit and decided to vent its rage on our miserable geography. GEOLOGICALLY AGGRESSIVE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/philippines-raises-alert-as-mayon-volcano-erupts #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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