The Straight Version
MANILA, Philippines — The Visayas power crunch persisted on Friday, with the grid operator declaring another red alert amid a thin electricity supply due to the unavailability of major coal power plants. The National Grid Corp. of the Philippines (NGCP) said the red alert status would be in effect from 5 p.m. to 7 p.m. The grid will also be under a yellow alert from 3 p.m. to 5 p.m., and from 7 p.m. to 9 p.m. READ: Visayas power woes may persist until 2028, DOE chief warns A yellow alert indicates that available power reserves are thinning, meaning any unexpected plant […]... Keep on reading: Power outages loom anew across Visayas
The UNHINGED Take
"Power outages loom anew across Visayas" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Power outages loom anew across Visayas" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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