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PVL: MJ Phillips seeks improvement despite Nxled's unbeaten start

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·4 Nov, 07:45 am
PVL: MJ Phillips seeks improvement despite Nxled's unbeaten start — Philippines
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The Straight Version

Nxled is 4-0 in the PVL, yet MJ Phillips claims blocking is still a struggle for her.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine being undefeated and still crying about your craft while everyone else is busy learning how to keep the ball off the floor. Humblebragging is a full-time sport for these plastic Chameleons.

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The Bottom Line

MAIN CHARACTER SYNDROME / 10

Imagine being undefeated and still crying about your craft while everyone else is busy learning how to keep the ball off the floor.

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Imagine being undefeated and still crying about your craft while everyone else is busy learning how to keep the ball off the floor. MAIN CHARACTER SYNDROME / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/pvl-mj-phillips-seeks-improvement-despite-nxleds-unbeaten #NZElection2026 #Unhin

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