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Russia says it hit Ukrainian postal hub and ship as Ukraine strikes Ryazan

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·5 Nov, 09:13 am
Russia says it hit Ukrainian postal hub and ship as Ukraine strikes Ryazan — Philippines
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The Straight Version

Russia bombed a Ukrainian postal hub and ship while Ukraine targeted energy sites in Ryazan.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine fighting over a post office while the planet burns. Both sides are just playing expensive, high-stakes hide and seek with missiles while accomplishing absolutely nothing for their dying nations.

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The Bottom Line

COLLECTIVE BRAIN ROT / 10

Imagine fighting over a post office while the planet burns.

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Imagine fighting over a post office while the planet burns. COLLECTIVE BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/russia-says-it-hit-ukrainian-postal-hub-and #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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