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Ryanair says it may freeze workers' pay and raise airfares

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·2 Nov, 11:27 am
Ryanair says it may freeze workers' pay and raise airfares — Philippines
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The Straight Version

Ryanair threatens to freeze staff wages and hike ticket prices due to potential fuel cost surges.

The UNHINGED Take

Michael O'Leary would sell his own mother for a fuel surcharge. Blaming geopolitical chaos for your own pathetic greed is the ultimate corporate gaslighting masterclass.

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The Bottom Line

SCAM ARTIST GRINDSET / 10

Michael O'Leary would sell his own mother for a fuel surcharge.

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