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Santisima, Honcharuk make weight for WBC Asia Gold title fight in Vietnam

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·6 Nov, 11:51 am
Santisima, Honcharuk make weight for WBC Asia Gold title fight in Vietnam — Philippines
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The Straight Version

Jeo Santisima and Danylo Honcharuk both successfully made weight for their WBC Asia Gold title fight in Vietnam.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine flying all the way to Vietnam just to punch a Ukrainian for a gold-plated tin can title that nobody in Cebu even cares about. Peak poverty-grind delusion.

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The Bottom Line

MID-TIER WASTED SWEAT / 10

Imagine flying all the way to Vietnam just to punch a Ukrainian for a gold-plated tin can title that nobody in Cebu even cares about.

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Imagine flying all the way to Vietnam just to punch a Ukrainian for a gold-plated tin can title that nobody in Cebu even cares about. MID-TIER WASTED SWEAT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/santisima-honcharuk-make-weight-for-wbc-asia-gold #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

That cursed thumbnail up top? Spat out by HyperVision AI in about 4 seconds. Go make your own monstrosity — ruin someone's feed today. 🔥

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