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Sawang Calero buy-bust: Drug charges filed vs. HVI with P374K shabu

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·1 Nov, 04:53 am
Sawang Calero buy-bust: Drug charges filed vs. HVI with P374K shabu — Philippines
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The Straight Version

CEBU CITY, Philippines — Drug charges were filed against a 24-year-old high-value individual (HVI) arrested in a buy-bust operation in Barangay Sawang Calero, Cebu City, after police seized around 55 grams of suspected shabu worth P374,000. The suspect, identified by police as alias “Edsel,” was arrested along Carlock Street at around 9 p.m. on October 28. In an interview on Sunday, November 1, Police Major Noah Labra Añana, chief of Sawang Calero Police Station, said charges for selling and possession of illegal drugs under the Comprehensive Dangerous Drugs Act of 2002, were filed against the suspect on Friday, October 30. READ: […]... Keep on reading: Sawang Calero buy-bust: Drug charges filed vs. HVI with P374K shabu

The UNHINGED Take

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