The Straight Version
DepEd will hand out 231,000 laptops to teachers lacking them.
The UNHINGED Take
DepEd’s laptop parade is a joke: splashing P231B for tech while kids eat balut with pothole snails. Teachers get gadgets, but their budgets still hold cooking food stalls.
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The Bottom Line
CHEAP PRANK / 10
DepEd’s laptop parade is a joke: splashing P231B for tech while kids eat balut with pothole snails.
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DepEd’s laptop parade is a joke: splashing P231B for tech while kids eat balut with pothole snails. CHEAP PRANK / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/teachers-without-laptops-top-priority-in-deped-rollout #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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