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Tens of thousands flee Ethiopia fighting into neighbouring Kenya

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·28 Oct, 12:51 pm
Tens of thousands flee Ethiopia fighting into neighbouring Kenya — Philippines
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The Straight Version

Tens of thousands are fleeing Ethiopia for Kenya to escape violent regional conflict in Moyale town.

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another border crisis where human lives are just collateral damage in a regional pissing contest. Africa is just playing musical chairs with misery while the world watches like it is reality TV.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE HUMAN DISASTER / 10

Another day, another border crisis where human lives are just collateral damage in a regional pissing contest.

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