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The late, great Patrick Stewart and his many videogame roles

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·31 Oct, 01:39 am
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Like everything else, he brought passion and commitment to the world of interactive entertainment After a brief battle with Alzheimer’s and Lewy body dementia, Sir Patrick Stewart passed away this week. Anyone with any contact with pop culture knows of Stewart. His portrayal of intrepid starship captain Jean-Luc Picard on television’s Star Trek: The Next Generation made him a presence in living rooms across the world. He would reprise the role for decades to come. Stewart also brought Professor Charles Xavier to life on the big screen, where he cemented the leader of the mutant superheroes known as the X-Men into […]... Keep on reading: The late, great Patrick Stewart and his many videogame roles

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