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Thousands of European troops to rehearse Ukraine deployment in event of peace

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·3 Nov, 12:07 am
Thousands of European troops to rehearse Ukraine deployment in event of peace — Philippines
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The Straight Version

European soldiers plan drills for potential peace‑time Ukraine deployment.

The UNHINGED Take

European troops rehearse peace‑drills, promise no gunfire. Like mahilig finger‑punch, they keep their tongues on fire while the Ukraine stew keeps simmering.

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WASTED EXISTENCE / 10

European troops rehearse peace‑drills, promise no gunfire.

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