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Two helicopters crash near Everest base camp, killing Indian tourist

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·3 Nov, 07:34 am
Two helicopters crash near Everest base camp, killing Indian tourist — Philippines
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The Straight Version

Two helicopters collided while landing near Mount Everest, resulting in the death of an Indian tourist.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine paying a fortune to reach the top of the world just to be turned into a human blender by a pilot who treats Everest like a bumper car arena.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE PILOT INCOMPETENCE / 10

Imagine paying a fortune to reach the top of the world just to be turned into a human blender by a pilot who treats Everest like a bumper car arena.

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Imagine paying a fortune to reach the top of the world just to be turned into a human blender by a pilot who treats Everest like a bumper car arena. ABSOLUTE PILOT INCOMPETENCE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/two-helicopters-crash-near-everest-base-camp-killing #NZEle

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