The Straight Version
Over 114,000 passengers crowded Philippine seaports on Saturday for the annual Undas holiday travel rush.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing says Filipino devotion like sweating through your shirt in a humid shipping terminal just to stand in a graveyard. Truly a world-class pilgrimage of pure, unfiltered chaos.
The Bottom Line
SARDINE CAN MISERY / 10
Nothing says Filipino devotion like sweating through your shirt in a humid shipping terminal just to stand in a graveyard.
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Nothing says Filipino devotion like sweating through your shirt in a humid shipping terminal just to stand in a graveyard. SARDINE CAN MISERY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/undas-sea-travelers-swell-to-over-114-000 #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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