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VP camp dismisses fresh cash suitcase claims as another 'tanim witness’

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·30 Oct, 12:37 am
VP camp dismisses fresh cash suitcase claims as another 'tanim witness’ — Philippines
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The Straight Version

Vice President Sara Duterte’s camp called the alleged cash suitcase claims a "tanim witness" and dismissed them.

The UNHINGED Take

DPLP Salvador Panelo Jr. waves a fake 'tanim witness' like a dirty hat, while Sara Duterte pretends to be innocent, yet another cash suitcase scam from 'Chris' sticks to her pocket's string.

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The Bottom Line

HARDCORE SCAM / 10

DPLP Salvador Panelo Jr.

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