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WATCH: De Lima, Poa clash over opening statement

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·29 Jul, 03:01 am

WATCH: De Lima, Poa clash over opening statement — Philippines

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House prosecutor Leila de Lima and defense counsel Michael Poa clashed over her opening statement during the Senate impeachment court hearings against Vice President Sara Duterte

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What a circus, these two are going at it like rival jeepney drivers in EDSA, De Lima's all fired up like a sisig-loving drunk on a Sunday afternoon, while Poa's being a total cool-aid drinking apologist, what a total waste of time and taxpayers' money, nakakainis talaga

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What a circus, these two are going at it like rival jeepney drivers in EDSA, De Lima's all fired up like a sisig-loving drunk on a Sunday afternoon, while Poa's being a total cool-aid drinking apologist, what a total waste of time and taxpayers' money, nakakainis talaga

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What a circus, these two are going at it like rival jeepney drivers in EDSA, De Lima's all fired up like a sisig-loving drunk on a Sunday afternoon, while Poa's being a total cool-aid drinking apologist, what a total waste of time and taxpayers' money, nakakainis talaga

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