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What does bourbon have to do with the US midterms?

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·30 Oct, 12:08 am
What does bourbon have to do with the US midterms? — Philippines
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The Straight Version

U.S. trade war with Canada hits Kentucky bourbon, hurting billions.

The UNHINGED Take

Politicians joke about bourbon's role in the midterms while Canadian tariffs drip money out of Kentucky's whiskey coffers. It’s a stupid cocktail of trade war, tax greed, and sleepy wake‑up drinks.

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Bro Nonsense / 10

Politicians joke about bourbon's role in the midterms while Canadian tariffs drip money out of Kentucky's whiskey coffers.

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