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What’s delaying the US Senate election results in Mississippi and Alaska?

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·5 Nov, 03:13 am
What’s delaying the US Senate election results in Mississippi and Alaska? — Philippines
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The Straight Version

Ranked-choice voting may decide Alaska's Senate outcome, while Mississippi's race hangs on a knife's edge.

The UNHINGED Take

"What’s delaying the US Senate election results in Mississippi and Alaska?" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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"What’s delaying the US Senate election results in Mississippi and Alaska?" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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