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If you think this headline makes sense, you have been living under a rock. Everyone involved needs a serious reality check and a double espresso. The cancellation follows Trump's surprise order last week to scale back a separate annual joint military drill.

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The bureaucracy is completely cooked. Nobody asked for this circus, but common sense has officially left the building. Absolute peak chaos. Pro-Palestine activists from the ‘People Against Genocide’ group occupied a Martin-Baker factory in the UK.

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Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. Kanter was ejected from the Indiana-Chicago WNBA game after he was confronted by Sky guard Natasha Cloud on court.

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If you think this headline makes sense, you have been living under a rock. Everyone involved needs a serious reality check and a double espresso. Israel has threatened Palestinian groups against launching 'kites, drones, and balloons' from the war-torn enclave.

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Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. DAMASCUS: Bashar Assad’s 24-year rule of Syria ended abruptly in December 2024 following a lightning advance by rebel forces who struck while the Russian ‌and Iranian allies who had backed him through years of civil war were distracted by conflicts elsewhere.

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If you think this headline makes sense, you have been living under a rock. Everyone involved needs a serious reality check and a double espresso. LONDON: The Syrian Arab Republic’s Tartous Port began commercial operations at Quay No. 4 on Tuesday, after the berth received its first vessel, expanding the port’s cargo-handling capacity and aiming to cut wait times for large ships. The vessel docked at the newly opened quay and began unloading after officials completed the handover of the berth, its facilities and adjacent storage yards, Syria’s state-run SANA news agency reported.

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Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. LONDON: For almost a quarter of a century, Bashar Assad stood at the apex of a Syrian state in which the president appeared beyond the reach of its courts. On Tuesday, that relationship was dramatically reversed. Syria’s Fourth Criminal Court in Damascus sentenced the ousted president to death in absentia after convicting him of offenses including “premeditated and intentional murder of more than one person and of children” as well as “torture, arbitrary arrest and crimes against humanity” committed during the country’s long conflict.

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Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. WASHINGTON, United States: A secret operation that reportedly smuggled Donald Trump off Air Force One in a catering truck before the plane departed carrying journalists and top aides at apparent risk of an Iranian strike has raised questions over US security practices. The Washington Post reported Monday that Trump covertly exited the presidential plane while it was on the ground in Turkiye on July 8 as his security team deployed a scheme to evade an assassination threat.

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The bureaucracy is completely cooked. Nobody asked for this circus, but common sense has officially left the building. Absolute peak chaos. ZAWIYAH, Libya: Libya’s National Oil Corporation (NOC) said on Tuesday evening that all the fires sparked by drone attacks on the country’s second-largest oil refinery had been contained. On Monday night, a large gasoline reservoir west of the capital caught fire and collapsed after it was “struck by a drone, while another drone fell near a second tank without causing casualties,” Hamdi Al-Bishti, head of the Brega Oil Company that runs the refinery, told AFP. The NOC said another drone had targeted the complex but did not cause any damage.

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Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. DUBAI: Al-Nassr star Cristiano Ronaldo and longtime partner Georgina Rodriguez have tied the knot after a decade together, marrying in an intimate ceremony in Portugal on Tuesday. Ronaldo shared the news on Instagram with a photograph of the couple’s wedding bands captioned: “C❤️G.” The Portuguese football star and Rodriguez were married in a private civil ceremony in Cascais, Portugal, attended by their five children, the Daily Mail reported.

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Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. HAVANA: As Cuba marks 100 years since Fidel Castro’s birth, Cubans are questioning the promises of the socialist revolution he led for nearly half a century, and asking whether his successors are up to the job. Cuba’s Communist Party has spent the week celebrating the late revolutionary leader with exhibitions, concerts and conferences. But this August 13 comes amid one of Cuba’s worst crises in living memory, with acute shortages of food and water, and chronic power cuts.

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Yallah, those Haitians are getting screwed, mashallah, what's the point of giving them protection if you're just gonna yank it away like a khawalja taking back his plate of kabsa, now they're stuck in limbo, wallah, it's a mess, like the traffic on Tahlia Street during Ramadan

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Khair, what's good is that the Americans got their shields up and deflected those Iranian missiles, but let's be real, this whole mess is a bunch of khawaatir, a circus of Arabs and Americans playing with fire, mashallah, and we're just waiting for the whole thing to go up in flames, wallah, it's a recipe for disaster, and I'm just over here sipping my cardamom coffee, thinking 'what's next, ya Allah?'

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The bureaucracy is completely cooked. Nobody asked for this circus, but common sense has officially left the building. Absolute peak chaos. US and Saudi warplanes carried out strikes on Tuesday against Iran-backed militants in Iraq who launched more than two dozen drone attacks in recent days, the US military said. Meanwhile, Iran's Revolutionary Guards said they struck and halted three oil tankers in the Strait of Hormuz early Wednesday. Follow our live blog for the latest developments.

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Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. US Central Command says it intercepted "multiple" ballistic missiles fired by Iran.

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Mabrook to this guy, I guess, khair inshallah he's free now, but let's be real, the system is all messed up, ya3ni, what's the point of even having courts if they can't get it right, wallah, it's all a big joke, and by the way, what's with these celebrities thinking they're above the law, feeha kheir

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Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. LILLE, France: A 17-year-old girl fell off a truck and died while celebrating France’s World Cup quarter final win over Morocco, emergency services said Friday. Celebrations erupted across France after the 2-0 win in the United States with hundreds dancing in the streets of Paris, watched by thousands of police on security duties. The teenager was on a truck at Aulnoye-Aymeries, near the northern city of Maubeuge, when she “fell and was run over” by the vehicle and was declared dead at the scene, according to emergency services.

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Only in bizarro world do you think Trump's gonna lift sanctions just like that, khair inshAllah, Turkiye's been playing with fire buying those Russian S-400s, now they wanna get all cozy with the Americans again, mabrook to them, I guess. F-35s, S-400s, who cares, it's all just a big game of nations, and we're all just a bunch of pawns, wallah. And what's with Trump visiting Ankara, did he come to apologize for being a munafiq or what?

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Mabrook to the Congo, they're getting smashed by Ebola and nobody even knows who's giving it to who, it's like a big mess, ya3ni the health workers are trying but it's like trying to find a parking spot in Riyadh, impossible, and the numbers are probably way higher than what they're saying, wallah it's a disaster.

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Those khawalij settlers are at it again, ya3ni they think they can just waltz in and destroy a whole school, mashallah what kind of ajnabi behavior is this, leave our Palestinian brothers and sisters alone, you hear me, just leave them be, it's like they want to make the situation more zalameh than it already is

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Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. PRAGUE: Karolina Muchova’s injury-plagued career was in danger of coming to a premature end just four years ago, but now the Wimbledon finalist is on the brink of a life-changing moment at the All England Club. Muchova will play in the first all-Czech Wimbledon final on Saturday against 21-year-old Linda Noskova. It will be the second Grand Slam final for Muchova, a music lover and the daughter of a former footballer, after her loss at the 2023 French Open.

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Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. LONDON: British police on Friday arrested ‌a man on ​suspicion ‌of ⁠the murder ​of Ann ⁠Widdecombe, a 78-year-old former government minister found dead at her home in south-west England. ‌Devon ‌and ​Cornwall ‌Police, ‌said the 26-year-old suspect was arrested in newton Abbot, Devon, and remained in custody and ‌that the incident "is not ⁠being treated ⁠as terrorism" or politically motivated. Widdecombe was a Conservative member of parliament between 1987 and 2010, and held several junior ministerial positions in former prime minister John Major's government.

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Unfiltered: This blaze shows how the government’s priorities are hotter than the shoes it makes. Workers burned themselves in what should have been a safe place while the top brass kept tweeting “solve later.” It’s like watching a llama try to drive a tank—slow, painful and utterly useless.

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Agh, look at the Gulf—ships are gone like a foiled candy after the hawks stole the sugar. Those oil bigshots thought they could steer the nation like a calm ship, yet the US made a noise and the water turned into a frozen lake of plastic hopes. Now the ports are empty and politicians are still debating while the drivers in Riyadh use the traffic lights as a throw‑away bazooka. The sea is no longer a food truck for the giants but a silent protest against the clueless brass.