Farage to face Count Binface in self-triggered byelection amid fund…

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Nigel Farage has announced a self‑called by‑election against joke‑candidate Count Binface, while a parliamentary probe investigates a £5 million donation from a Thailand‑based cryptocurrency billionaire.

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Farage, this self‑made political hamster, is throwing his hat in the ring against a clown who thinks a headline is a good idea. The same day he’s being grilled about a hidden crypto‑cash splash from Siam’s digital king, which proves he’s more about making noise than running a nation. In Arabic we call it a 'roll the dice and hope you don’t lose your face', and boy, that’s exactly what happening here. It’s a raw, messy circus that even the minions of the souk would want out of to materialise into a good revenge coffee.

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