The Straight Version
The 2026 Jeddah Toyota Baja Rally begins this Wednesday, spanning four days of racing across Saudi Arabia.
The UNHINGED Take
Burning gas to drive circles in the sand is the perfect Vision 2030 coping mechanism for people who think buying expensive toys makes them relevant. Enjoy your glorified traffic jam.
The Bottom Line
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Burning gas to drive circles in the sand is the perfect Vision 2030 coping mechanism for people who think buying expensive toys makes them relevant.
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