The Straight Version
Abdul El-Sayed won his election in Michigan while maintaining his Muslim identity throughout the political campaign.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine thinking a participation trophy in Michigan politics is a historic win while the actual global game is rigged by people who don't even know you exist.
The Bottom Line
CONCERTED COPE / 10
Imagine thinking a participation trophy in Michigan politics is a historic win while the actual global game is rigged by people who don't even know you exist.
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Imagine thinking a participation trophy in Michigan politics is a historic win while the actual global game is rigged by people who don't even know you exist. CONCERTED COPE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sa/abdul-el-sayed-did-not-have-to-become #NZElection2026 #Unhinge
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