The Straight Version
BARCELONA: Spanish authorities on one of the Canary Islands declared an emergency on Saturday after a surge in migrant boat arrivals, demanding government assistance to cope with the influx. “We are very concerned... by this sharp increase in arrivals,” Alpidio Armas, head of the governing council for the island of El Hierro, told Spanish television. “This is precisely what has led us to declare an emergency in order to ensure a framework of cooperation with higher-level institutions.” Sever
The UNHINGED Take
"Canary island calls for help with migrant influx" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Canary island calls for help with migrant influx" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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