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Canelo Alvarez regains WBC super-middleweight title with unanimous decision over Christian Mbilli

🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Arab News·31 Oct, 11:34 pm
Canelo Alvarez regains WBC super-middleweight title with unanimous decision over Christian Mbilli — Saudi Arabia
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The Straight Version

RIYADH, Saudi Arabia: Canelo Alvarez regained the WBC super-middleweight championship on Saturday night, using precise counterpunching and a strong second-half performance to defeat Christian Mbilli by unanimous decision. The judges scored the fight 115-112, 116-111 and 117-110 for Alvarez, who handed Mbilli his first professional defeat. Alvarez improved to 64-3-2, while Mbilli fell to 29-1-1. Returning for the first time since losing his undisputed championship to Terence Crawford in September

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"Canelo Alvarez regains WBC super-middleweight title with unanimous decision over Christian Mbilli" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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"Canelo Alvarez regains WBC super-middleweight title with unanimous decision over Christian Mbilli" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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