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China says avoiding new hostilities in Mideast a ‘top priority’

🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Arab News·4 Nov, 08:25 am
China says avoiding new hostilities in Mideast a ‘top priority’ — Saudi Arabia
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The Straight Version

China is pushing for Middle Eastern stability to counter Donald Trump's recent threats of war against Iran.

The UNHINGED Take

Beijing playing peacekeeper while Trump rattles his sabers is just two toddlers fighting over a sandbox they are both trying to set on fire. The delusion is absolutely terminal.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL GEOPOLITICAL CLOWN SHOW / 10

Beijing playing peacekeeper while Trump rattles his sabers is just two toddlers fighting over a sandbox they are both trying to set on fire.

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Beijing playing peacekeeper while Trump rattles his sabers is just two toddlers fighting over a sandbox they are both trying to set on fire. TOTAL GEOPOLITICAL CLOWN SHOW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sa/china-says-avoiding-new-hostilities-in-mideast-a #NZElection2026

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