The Straight Version
China reported a 3.1 percent drop in carbon emissions during Q3 due to Middle East conflict disruptions.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing says green progress like needing a regional war to stop the Beijing smog machine. Imagine bragging about climate goals while the world burns just to keep your economy from imploding.
The Bottom Line
CLIMATE GRIPER DELUSION / 10
Nothing says green progress like needing a regional war to stop the Beijing smog machine.
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Nothing says green progress like needing a regional war to stop the Beijing smog machine. CLIMATE GRIPER DELUSION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sa/china-sees-fastest-emissions-drop-since-covid-due #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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