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Closing Bell: Saudi stock market rise gaining 0.37% to close above 10,000

🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Arab News·28 Oct, 02:32 pm
Closing Bell: Saudi stock market rise gaining 0.37% to close above 10,000 — Saudi Arabia
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The Straight Version

Saudi Arabia's Tadawul All Share Index increased by 37.02 points, or 0.37%, closing at 10,023.47, with over 348 million shares traded worth approximately SR5.22 billion. BinDawood Holding Co. and Arabia Insurance Cooperative Co. led the gainers with 10% increases, while Qassim Cement Co. was the top decliner, falling 5.48%. Additionally, Acwa announced a $478 million desalination project in Dubai, highlighting ongoing investment activities.

The UNHINGED Take

"Closing Bell: Saudi stock market rise gaining 0.37% to close above 10,000" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Closing Bell: Saudi stock market rise gaining 0.37% to close above 10,000" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"Closing Bell: Saudi stock market rise gaining 0.37% to close above 10,000" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sa/closing-bell-saudi-stock-market-rise-gaining-0 #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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