The Straight Version
Coalition forces intercepted two Houthi ballistic missiles targeting Najran province with no reported casualties.
The UNHINGED Take
The Houthis are throwing scrap metal at the desert like toddlers tantruming over their lost toys. Stick to your caves before we turn your entire operation into a sand-blasted footnote.

The Bottom Line
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The Houthis are throwing scrap metal at the desert like toddlers tantruming over their lost toys.
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