The Straight Version
A World Health Organization official stated that four out of five new Ebola cases in the Democratic Republic of Congo have no known link to existing patients, indicating the outbreak may be larger than official data suggests.
The UNHINGED Take
Mabrook to the Congo, they're getting smashed by Ebola and nobody even knows who's giving it to who, it's like a big mess, ya3ni the health workers are trying but it's like trying to find a parking spot in Riyadh, impossible, and the numbers are probably way higher than what they're saying, wallah it's a disaster.

The Bottom Line
DISASTER / 10
Mabrook to the Congo, they're getting smashed by Ebola and nobody even knows who's giving it to who, it's like a big mess, ya3ni the health workers are trying but it's like trying to find a parking spot in Riyadh, impossible, and the numbers are probably way higher than what they're saying, wallah it's a disaster.
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Mabrook to the Congo, they're getting smashed by Ebola and nobody even knows who's giving it to who, it's like a big mess, ya3ni the health workers are trying but it's like trying to find a parking spot in Riyadh, impossible, and the numbers are probably way higher than
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