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Cristiano Ronaldo, Georgina Rodriguez tie the knot after decade-long romance

🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Arab News·11 Aug, 08:08 am
Cristiano Ronaldo, Georgina Rodriguez tie the knot after decade-long romance — Saudi Arabia
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DUBAI: Al-Nassr star Cristiano Ronaldo and longtime partner Georgina Rodriguez have tied the knot after a decade together, marrying in an intimate ceremony in Portugal on Tuesday. Ronaldo shared the news on Instagram with a photograph of the couple’s wedding bands captioned: “C❤️G.” The Portuguese football star and Rodriguez were married in a private civil ceremony in Cascais, Portugal, attended by their five children, the Daily Mail reported.

The UNHINGED Take

Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. DUBAI: Al-Nassr star Cristiano Ronaldo and longtime partner Georgina Rodriguez have tied the knot after a decade together, marrying in an intimate ceremony in Portugal on Tuesday. Ronaldo shared the news on Instagram with a photograph of the couple’s wedding bands captioned: “C❤️G.” The Portuguese football star and Rodriguez were married in a private civil ceremony in Cascais, Portugal, attended by their five children, the Daily Mail reported.

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FAILED / 10

Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this.

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