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Crypto firm Binance covers 90% of losses after $6.3bn hack

🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·31 Oct, 04:32 pm
Crypto firm Binance covers 90% of losses after $6.3bn hack — Saudi Arabia
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The Straight Version

Two analytics firms say they have robust intelligence pointing to a North Korean state-backed group as the likely culprit.

The UNHINGED Take

Look at Crypto firm Binance covers 90% of losses after $6.3bn hack speedrunning total brain death: "Crypto firm Binance covers 90% of losses after $6.3bn hack". Zero shame, negative IQ, and regular people get stuck paying the tab while these clowns pat themselves on the back.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

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