The Straight Version
Over one billion people celebrated Diwali with light displays, fireworks, and drones across India and the globe.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing says victory of light over darkness quite like burning half the annual budget on cheap Chinese drones and enough fireworks to trigger an asthma epidemic for the entire subcontinent.

The Bottom Line
CLOWN SHOW SPECTACULAR / 10
Nothing says victory of light over darkness quite like burning half the annual budget on cheap Chinese drones and enough fireworks to trigger an asthma epidemic for the entire subcontinent.
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Nothing says victory of light over darkness quite like burning half the annual budget on cheap Chinese drones and enough fireworks to trigger an asthma epidemic for the entire subcontinent. CLOWN SHOW SPECTACULAR / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sa/diwali-over-one-billion
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