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El Salvador pledges more than 2,000 soldiers as Haiti delays elections

🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·29 Oct, 07:36 am
El Salvador pledges more than 2,000 soldiers as Haiti delays elections — Saudi Arabia
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The Straight Version

El Salvador is deploying 2,000 soldiers to Haiti following an ambush on UN-backed personnel.

The UNHINGED Take

Bukele is sending his finest to play real-life Call of Duty in a country that is already a finished level. Good luck finding a needle in a failed state haystack.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL GEOPOLITICAL SUICIDE / 10

Bukele is sending his finest to play real-life Call of Duty in a country that is already a finished level.

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Bukele is sending his finest to play real-life Call of Duty in a country that is already a finished level. TOTAL GEOPOLITICAL SUICIDE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sa/el-salvador-pledges-more-than-2-000-soldiers #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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