The Straight Version
Abiy Ahmed's new term pushes Ethiopia to demand Red Sea access, defying Egypt's El-Alamein Declaration keeping it for littoral states.
The UNHINGED Take
Abiy’s dream of a coast feels less like a vision and more like a desperate tantrum, trampling the Red Sea’s sovereign vibes while Egypt’s charter winks like a croupier’s card. Saudi’s haters? Move over, monarchies.
The Bottom Line
SILLY JUMBLE / 10
Abiy’s dream of a coast feels less like a vision and more like a desperate tantrum, trampling the Red Sea’s sovereign vibes while Egypt’s charter winks like a croupier’s card.
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Abiy’s dream of a coast feels less like a vision and more like a desperate tantrum, trampling the Red Sea’s sovereign vibes while Egypt’s charter winks like a croupier’s card. SILLY JUMBLE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sa/ethiopia-raises-the-stakes-with-latest-red-sea
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