The Straight Version
A factory fire in China’s shoe capital killed at least 28 people.
The UNHINGED Take
Unfiltered: This blaze shows how the government’s priorities are hotter than the shoes it makes. Workers burned themselves in what should have been a safe place while the top brass kept tweeting “solve later.” It’s like watching a llama try to drive a tank—slow, painful and utterly useless.
The Bottom Line
COOKED / 10
Unfiltered: This blaze shows how the government’s priorities are hotter than the shoes it makes.
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Unfiltered: This blaze shows how the government’s priorities are hotter than the shoes it makes. COOKED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sa/factory-fire-kills-at-least-28-in-chinas #UnhingedWorld
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