The Straight Version
ABU DHABI: Past champions Tommy Fleetwood and Tyrrell Hatton will return to the Abu Dhabi Aldar Championship, staged by the DP World Tour and Abu Dhabi Sports Council, from Nov. 5 to 8, alongside Major Champion Adam Scott, as the DP World Tour Play-Offs get underway at Yas Links next week. They join a stellar field featuring Race to Dubai Rankings Delivered by DP World leader Eugenio Chacarra, defending champion Aaron Rai, Major Champions Rory McIlroy and Patrick Reed, and two-time DP World Tour
The UNHINGED Take
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Fleetwood and Hatton among latest stars confirmed for Abu Dhabi Aldar Championship: "Fleetwood and Hatton among latest stars confirmed for Abu Dhabi Aldar Championship". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.
The Bottom Line
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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Fleetwood and Hatton among latest stars confirmed for Abu Dhabi Aldar Championship: "Fleetwood and Hatton among latest stars confirmed for Abu Dhabi Aldar Championship".
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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Fleetwood and Hatton among latest stars confirmed for Abu Dhabi Aldar Championship: "Fleetwood and Hatton among latest stars confirmed for Abu Dhabi Aldar Championship". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sa/
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