Football legend Cristiano Ronaldo ann…

Football legend Cristiano Ronaldo announces international retirement

🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·5 Nov, 10:48 am

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Cristiano Ronaldo has officially announced his retirement from international football.

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The SIUUU merchant finally realized his international career is as washed as his relevance. Good luck rotting on the bench while the desert heat turns his ego into fine sand.

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Football legend Cristiano Ronaldo announces international retirement

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