The Straight Version
Four oil tankers were destroyed by mines in the Strait of Hormuz amid escalating US-Iran military tensions.
The UNHINGED Take
Trump and Tehran are playing a billion-dollar game of battleship while the global economy watches the world burn for sport. Absolute muppets turning the ocean into a giant, oily bonfire.
The Bottom Line
TOTAL GEOPOLITICAL CLOWNSHOW / 10
Trump and Tehran are playing a billion-dollar game of battleship while the global economy watches the world burn for sport.
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