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France extends maritime patrol plane’s stay in Black Sea after cargo ship attacks

🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Arab News·5 Nov, 05:01 pm
France extends maritime patrol plane’s stay in Black Sea after cargo ship attacks — Saudi Arabia
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BUCHAREST: A French maritime patrol aircraft deployed to Romania to bolster surveillance after a series of deadly strikes on merchant ships in the Black Sea on the edge of NATO’s eastern flank will extend its stay by several weeks, its commander said on Thursday. The attacks have shown how the escalating maritime war between Russia and Ukraine is expanding into a major challenge for NATO in the Black Sea that has left member states such as Romania ⁠and Bulgaria exposed. The ⁠Black Sea is cruc

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from France extends maritime patrol plane’s stay in Black Sea after cargo ship attacks: "France extends maritime patrol plane’s stay in Black Sea after cargo ship attacks". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from France extends maritime patrol plane’s stay in Black Sea after cargo ship attacks: "France extends maritime patrol plane’s stay in Black Sea after cargo ship attacks".

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from France extends maritime patrol plane’s stay in Black Sea after cargo ship attacks: "France extends maritime patrol plane’s stay in Black Sea after cargo ship attacks". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sa/fr

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