The Straight Version
French PM Sébastien Lecornu accelerated a 1.6% minimum wage hike to suppress ongoing cost-of-living protests.
The UNHINGED Take
Tossing pennies at a dumpster fire is peak French delusion. Lecornu thinks a measly 1.6 percent bump will silence the rioters, but he is just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic.
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The Bottom Line
PATHETIC PEANUT BUDGET / 10
Tossing pennies at a dumpster fire is peak French delusion.
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Tossing pennies at a dumpster fire is peak French delusion. PATHETIC PEANUT BUDGET / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sa/french-pm-brings-forward-1-6-increase-in #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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