The Straight Version
WELLINGTON: India’s seam bowlers thrived in helpful conditions for a second straight one-day international as they beat New Zealand by four runs on Saturday to take a 2-0 series lead. New Zealand were unable to defend their total of 134, with wet conditions in Wellington having reduced game two to a maximum 47 overs each and made batting conditions treacherous. India were 113-7 off 26 overs when rain ended play, four runs ahead of the Duckworth-Lewis-Stern par score of 109. KL Rahul was at t
The UNHINGED Take
"India win rain-hit second ODI against New Zealand by four runs" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.
The Bottom Line
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"India win rain-hit second ODI against New Zealand by four runs" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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