The Straight Version
Iran lifted its self imposed 2,000 km missile range limit, possibly to target farther states.
The UNHINGED Take
Iran’s shield gasps: lift the 2,000km shackles, flaunting a bow‑tie‑faced war‑poop spiel. It’s the circus crew wearing missile slacks, no Einstein—just rocket‑faced humiliation.
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The Bottom Line
CREEP FAILURE / 10
Iran’s shield gasps: lift the 2,000km shackles, flaunting a bow‑tie‑faced war‑poop spiel.
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Iran’s shield gasps: lift the 2,000km shackles, flaunting a bow‑tie‑faced war‑poop spiel. CREEP FAILURE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sa/iran-says-it-has-lifted-its-self-imposed #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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