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Iran’s army warns any new US attack would spread war wider

🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Arab News·31 Oct, 10:07 am
Iran’s army warns any new US attack would spread war wider — Saudi Arabia
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The Straight Version

Iran's military warns that US intervention will trigger a wider regional conflict amidst ongoing mediation efforts.

The UNHINGED Take

The ayatollahs are shaking in their boots, threatening fire while hiding behind Qatari mediators to beg for a ceasefire. Absolutely pathetic theater from the regional drama queens.

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The ayatollahs are shaking in their boots, threatening fire while hiding behind Qatari mediators to beg for a ceasefire.

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