The Straight Version
Netanyahu’s 53 seats still short of majority; Eisenkot’s 48 and Arab bloc's 19 leave Israel staring at unpredictable coalition.
The UNHINGED Take
Seems like Netanyahu’s 53 seats are a plot to keep the circus running; Eisenkot’s 48? Don’t mind, you’ll just dismantle the 19 Arab seats like a blindfolded knight. Knesset’s about to turn into a noodle!
The Bottom Line
BRAIN DRAIN / 10
Seems like Netanyahu’s 53 seats are a plot to keep the circus running; Eisenkot’s 48?
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