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Israel seizes land near Jenin for military use amid settlement expansion

🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Arab News·3 Nov, 03:47 pm
Israel seizes land near Jenin for military use amid settlement expansion — Saudi Arabia
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The Straight Version

Israeli authorities seized 8,645 square meters of Palestinian land near Jenin, citing military necessity for settlement expansion.

The UNHINGED Take

Nothing says military security like stealing a plot of dirt from villagers. The sheer audacity to call this defense while everyone watches the map shrink is pure cartoon villainy.

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PATHETIC LAND GRAB / 10

Nothing says military security like stealing a plot of dirt from villagers.

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