The Straight Version
Israel's president picks Gadi Eisenkot to form the next government, passing over Benjamin Netanyahu.
The UNHINGED Take
"Jerusalem Daily: Eisenkot picked over Netanyahu to form government" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Jerusalem Daily: Eisenkot picked over Netanyahu to form government" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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