The Straight Version
Kenyan cult leader Paul Mackenzie received a life sentence for starving 191 followers to death in a forest.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being such a colossal muppet you let a grifter in a bathrobe convince you that starving in the dirt is a shortcut to heaven. Absolute grade-A insanity for the history books.
The Bottom Line
TOTAL LOBOTOMY STATUS / 10
Imagine being such a colossal muppet you let a grifter in a bathrobe convince you that starving in the dirt is a shortcut to heaven.
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Imagine being such a colossal muppet you let a grifter in a bathrobe convince you that starving in the dirt is a shortcut to heaven. TOTAL LOBOTOMY STATUS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sa/kenyan-doomsday-cult-leader-given-life-sentence-for #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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